Top Ten Reasons to Work/Live in Monroe, LA Instead of La Crosse, WI

10) Year-round tan

9) You can ride your Harley in December

Never have to say “them ones”

7) Snow shovel? We don’t need no stinkin’ snow shovel

6) Free pest control, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood alligator

5) You can ride your Harley in January

4) Year-round boating

3) Never have to drill holes in the water to fish  

2) Cockroach rides! …. Giddyup…

1) Longer beer season